July 25, 2002
Washington, D.C.
The Director of the CIA released a report to the press earlier today that reveals that Hare Krishna extremists are currently under investigation for allegedly sending hidden messages in crop circles around the globe.
Intelligence agencies from several different countries have pieced together evidence that the Krishnas have been hatching an elaborate plot for world domination over the past couple decades. This plan involves instituting a Hindu type caste system with Hare Krishna gurus as the new kings of the world. There are also taking very seriously the theory that the Krishnas are in collaboration with space aliens that are very much interested in colonizing the earth.
Purchases of black market nuclear warheads that have been missing from arsenils in the former Soviet Union have been traced to some of the extremist leaders that also have been publishing leaflets with neo-Nazi propaganda and dropping them on various European cities from small aircraft. It is not clear what they intend to do with the weaponry, but certain sources have leaked a plot to build a mythical weapon known as the brahmastra, which is mentioned in the Hindu epic poem Mahabharata, which is about an ancient war in India.
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Elvis Sighting at Hare Krishna Ranch
July 17, 2002
Roswell, NM
There has reportedly been an Elvis sighting at a Hare Krishna ranch near Roswell, New Mexico, an area famous for UFO activity. Several witnesses reported seeing the late pop star appear in a blinding flash of light in the middle of an outdoor chanting ceremony.
According to reports he danced around for twenty seconds and then mysteriously vanished into thin air. J. Dasi, aged 57 and mother of three, a lifelong Presley fan told reporters, 'It was just incredible. I always knew Elvis was a devotee. There are hidden messages in his song, 'Blue Suede Shoes', which I have been telling people for years, but no one believed me, until now.
The real meaning is Krishna's feet, which are blue and soft like a lotus flower, and suede is soft too.' UFO investigators searched the grounds of the ranch for any signs of a landing of extraterrestrials. However, they did not find anything significant, but did unearth a stash of hallucinogenic drugs buried near the temple building.
Roswell, NM
There has reportedly been an Elvis sighting at a Hare Krishna ranch near Roswell, New Mexico, an area famous for UFO activity. Several witnesses reported seeing the late pop star appear in a blinding flash of light in the middle of an outdoor chanting ceremony.
According to reports he danced around for twenty seconds and then mysteriously vanished into thin air. J. Dasi, aged 57 and mother of three, a lifelong Presley fan told reporters, 'It was just incredible. I always knew Elvis was a devotee. There are hidden messages in his song, 'Blue Suede Shoes', which I have been telling people for years, but no one believed me, until now.
The real meaning is Krishna's feet, which are blue and soft like a lotus flower, and suede is soft too.' UFO investigators searched the grounds of the ranch for any signs of a landing of extraterrestrials. However, they did not find anything significant, but did unearth a stash of hallucinogenic drugs buried near the temple building.
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