July 17, 2002
There has reportedly been an Elvis sighting at a Hare Krishna ranch near Roswell, New Mexico, an area famous for UFO activity. Several witnesses reported seeing the late pop star appear in a blinding flash of light in the middle of an outdoor chanting ceremony.
According to reports he danced around for twenty seconds and then mysteriously vanished into thin air. J. Dasi, aged 57 and mother of three, a lifelong Presley fan told reporters, 'It was just incredible. I always knew Elvis was a devotee. There are hidden messages in his song, 'Blue Suede Shoes', which I have been telling people for years, but no one believed me, until now.
The real meaning is Krishna's feet, which are blue and soft like a lotus flower, and suede is soft too.' UFO investigators searched the grounds of the ranch for any signs of a landing of extraterrestrials. However, they did not find anything significant, but did unearth a stash of hallucinogenic drugs buried near the temple building.