Hare Krishna Gurus Burnt in a Ceremony

July 23, 2002
Dallas, TX

Members of KKAPP (Krishna Kids Against Perverts and Pedophiles) burned several Hare Krishna gurus in effigy at a Dallas park today. They then sprinkled holy Ganges water over the ashes. The images were fashioned from paper mache and cow dung.

The KKAPP folks are former students at Hare Krishna boarding schools that recently sued the organization for physical and sexual abuse in years past. One of the gurus burnt in effigy told reporters, "Yeah, well I was in maya, just like those kids are now. It was the books of my spiritual master that eventually saved me. You know, those law books for the next ten thousand years.

"Have any of you read them? If not, then get your cameras and microphones out of my face, you meat eating and vagina licking and cock sucking demons. If you have read them and still have not shaved up, then my lotus boot upon your face!" He then proceeded to kick one photographer and the toy poodle of an elderly lady that happened to be passing by.