Friday, January 9, 2009

Hare Krishnas Purchase Indian Micro-Brewery

September 9, 2002
Bangalore, India


The Hare Krishnas have just bought a ten year old brewery that specializes in custom beers and ales. They plan a huge Oktoberfest celebration next month at the brewery at which they will be premiering their new Soma brand. Apparently they claim to have evidence that the elixir of immortality of the same name mentioned in the Vedas was actually a type of beer and contained hops and other unknown ingredients.

There will also be scantily clad dancing girls at the party, which has the theme of Indra's celestial realm. Several million dollars has been spent purchasing decorations and rental of elephants and bright multicolored tents. They have also spared no expense as far as security, which includes several dozen heavily armed bouncers to deal with any revelers that get out of hand after over-indulging in the alcohol. Casino games are one of the major attractions to be featured.

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